tahaniialjamil:

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meanmulatto:

karpad:

meanmulatto:

meanmulatto:

and once again as i always say:

donald trump way too fuckin rich to be lookin tore up as he is

every rich person who does not use their money to flex is a dumb motherfucker and i hate them. why the hell you got money n u not lookin good w it? dumbass

here’s the thing: he thinks he is flexin. He’s utterly without aesthetic knowledge or the wisdom to recognize value, so if you just tell him something is expensive, he instantly thinks it’s good and he’s better than you for having it. So he does stupid shit like buy expensive italian suits without getting them taken in, or getting fake tans and hair plugs without thinking about how they look because they cost him a lot, so it must look good. So he looks like an unusually large toddler in his sunday suit from the husky boys section of Men’s Warehouse who got into mommy’s makeup kit, and it cost him 10 large to look like that.

Oh thats scarier to think than that hes not trying. Dont say that

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sigmabunny:

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klapollo:

klapollo:

you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory 

the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true

Forum goers respond with “No King, just Princess Vanellope”, and the Litwaks goers are just “But Vanellope was the girl in a hoodie, with the teleport?”

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lovelysuggestions:

Take a sip of tea and let the warm tingle in your chest remind you that you’re here, and you’re going to be okay.

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i-chew-on-pushpins:

it is COLD i do NOT want to get out of bed, i wish to REMAIN in my hedonistic slothful blanket nest and NEVER leave

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